OK, I know writing this post is rather futile, but in case this discourages anyone: I keep getting spam comments on my posts. I would love for them to stop. (I know -- ha.) But if I may be helpful to any spammers, you are wasting your time. Not only do I know buy any of what you're selling, I don't publish any of these comments, making your spam efforts completely wasted. (And I do recognize the latest attempts at making them seem personal, so don't bother with that, either.) So, please, stop cluttering my inbox with them. Real comments are still welcome, though.